2nd Annual Halloween Costume Spectacular

Yes folks, it has returned. It's time for the Second Annual Halloween Costume event where we here at DOUI find the stupidest looking costumes and riff mercilessly on them. I'm sure that before October 31 we'll find many more insane costumes but without further ado, here is the first batch.

Your child will love being impaled by the adorable Nemo.

Think of the candy they'll get dressed as actor Robert Downey Jr.

Thanks Mom, for dressing me like a slut.

Comes with decorative bong and Grateful Dead window decal.

She'll say, "Thanks Mom & Dad, my life is over."

What will they enjoy most, the candy or worshiping Beelzebub?!?!

Turns out the suit IS flammable, the NAME is Flame Retard.

Made from 100% real Leopard. (even the bones)

Too disturbing for words.

Yes, it's Jimmy Smith the White Wizard casting a spell on his Legos.

Only recommended for areas where Oct. 31 is above 90 degrees.

It's Billy, the effeminate elf.

Looks who's going to get the crap beat out of him on Nov. 1.

That and many more to come. I'm off now to scour the plethora of costume sites.