Nuffy Noe to join DOUI

Don't know who Nuffy Noe is? Well, join the club.

Not that I'm in the club. No, I know exactly who Nuffy Noe is and I'd tell you too, if he didn't have a bazooka pointed right at my bean.

(Note to all aspiring humour writers: "Bazooka" is a natually funny word.)

Nuffy Noe is a writer of outstandingly peculiar talent, which means he'll fit right in here. He is a state of mind, a cosmic wanderer with a penchant for distilling the unusual and occasionally unpleasant truths of life into a steady stream of bracing, if fictional prose.

Nuffy Noe is not, nor has he ever been a member of the John Birch Society, a Communist, or a hermaphrodite.

Nuffy Noe is the only DOUI member who has a appreciable amount of alliteration between his two names.

Nuffy Noe is not a tree, nor is he a small, furry chinchilla with an appetite for cannoli.

Nuffy Noe is ambidexterous, but we're not sure whether this refers to his feet, hands, or some other part of his body.

Nuffy Noe is non-toxic, or so he claims.

Please welcome Nuffy Noe to DOUI, in the hopes that he will blog significantly more than Zimpter Fiforg, who was last seen at a Starbucks in Burbank panhandling for film treatments.

Welcome Nuffy! We look forward to your posts.