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Monday, July 31, 2006

And One More Thing...

And by the way, let me please request that my dearest and oldest Army comrade and former business partner in the goat-meat snack industry, none other than Earl "Excremando" Fando, please refrain from making dog food puns at a time like this. I mean, we're talking about tragedy, we're talking about ascensions to glory, we're talking about Star Trek, and none of those topics warrant dog food puns, least of all British dog food puns. I know you're still sore at me for running the goat-meat snack company into the ground, but please don't use that as an excuse to violate this time of sacred disappointment. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Nuffy Noe, Esq.

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