"Look what they did to Uday's house!!"

Saddam Hussein, the grim reaper of Baghdad; murderer, liar, thief, bad bridge player, and general all around scoundrel is feeling in a litigious mood again. Last year I brought to your attention (time and time again) the fact that Saddam was looking to sue The Sun newspaper in Great Britain for showing pictures of him in his whitey tighties. Well, now we learn that he has plans to present a lawsuit against the United States and Great Britain for allegedly "destroying" Iraq.

I must admire the tenacity of this lunatic to keep searching for avenues to muddle the situation and try and derail his own proceedings but... who does he think he's kidding. I'll admit at this point that the country did take a few hits from our military but the situation there for all of the people is better than it was under the dictator. That said we must imagine that Saddam is probably upset at the loss of his favorite humidor and the gold AK-47 he got from the Kirkuk PTA in 1996.

Since the time machine I used to visit Niall the rabbit breeder is still in working order; except for the bloodstains received when I mistakenly hit D.B. Cooper on reenty yesterday, I decided to travel into the near future to see what the newpapers say about Saddam and his meritless lawsuit.

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