It's Oscars time. Somebody wake the Grouch.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

My Ten Favorite Odors

1. hippopotamus skin
2. really old dirt
3. ape breath
4. boiling mayonnaise
5. fresh tires
6. celebrity cologne
7. burned wheat
8. fabulous air
9. two day old shirt
10. tainted oxygen

Just thought I ought to share.

Sincerely,

Nuffy Noe, Friend of the Earth