Brian De Palma's Scarface Outtake
(INT: TONY'S HIDEOUT.)- Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Manny: (confused look)
Tony: What's the problem?
Manny: Could you run through that again?
Tony: (Smiles) Sure! In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Manny: (confused look)
Tony: What? Why don't you understand what I'm sayin'?
Manny: Well... I thought it was, "you gotta make the monkey first."
Tony: Monkey? What the **** are you talkin' about?
Manny: Monkey! You know: Chimpanzees! Gorillas!
Tony: WHAT?! Those are not monkeys, Manny!
Manny: Huh?
Tony: Chimpanzees and Gorillas are from the subfamily of Hominoidea, you dumb ****. Monkeys are Haplorhini Simiiformes!
Manny: You know I studied Italian in school, Tony! What do you mean?
Tony: Monkeys have tails!
Frank: Yes, but the women have the tails, too!
Tony: No!! I'm talkin' about the prehensile tails! Apes just have big, hairy butts!
Frank: From what I hear, Manny has a big, hairy butt!
Manny: Hey!!! (pause) That really stings, man.
Frank: (apologetically) Sorry Manny.
Tony: Enough of this ****! We're gettin' nowhere.
(long pause)
Manny: You know, if you get the money, you could buy whatever you want, right?
Tony: Sure!
Manny: Well then... I could buy the monkey!!
Tony: WHY ARE YOU OBSSESSED WITH THE MONKEYS?!!!
Manny: (long pause)(sotto voce) I like the monkeys.
Frank: (tentatively) I like the monkeys, too.
(long pause)
Tony: Yeah, I guess I like the monkeys, too.
Manny: Especially, Mickey Dolenz.
(SCENE)
