The Twitter Lowdown

I'm trying to finish a rather long post regarding an experience in Boston this summer. It's quite taxing, so in the meantime, here are a few recent less-taxing tweets to occupy you. Cheers.

• Rick-Roll-Bot #badrobotnames
• Phlegmbots #badrobotnames
• The Emasculator 9000 #badrobotnames
• There are Snuggies for pets now. This is just in case you haven't humiliated them enough with the little knit sweaters.
• One thing Disney and Warner Bros. cartoons have taught me: Ducks are even lower on the social scale than rodents.
• Watched @Lileks video on flu avoidance hygeine. http://bit.ly/ntAWW Later spent 40 minutes trying to get out of a public lavatory.
• Wondering if NBC is interested in a weekend variety series. - Jay Leno #celebrityflashforward
• My acting coach is getting treated for depression, again. I did not hit her. I did not. - Tommy Wiseau. #celebrityflashforward
• I am wearing a strange white infidel jacket that ties in the back. - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad #celebrityflashforward
• Walking past the dog pound and pet stores at night, getting cold sweats. - Michael Vick #celebrityflashforward
• I'm eating the biggest damn pizza you've ever seen and Steadman's crying, again! - Oprah Winfrey #celebrityflashforward
• The worst possible situation to be in during a "flash forward": Skydiver.
• The Qaddafi speech reportedly started late because the UN couldn't find someone to translate "Weasel."
• I just realised "The Rake's Progress" wasn't about getting leaves off of your lawn.
• Most popular green job? Leprechaun impersonator.